Monday, 28 May 2012

Adventures in music: a personal history of composition, part one: the Seventies and early Eighties.


It is my firm belief that everyone — or at least everyone who has a love of music in their soul — has a decent song within them, as surely as everyone has a favourite song. Even Ed Sheeran. Maybe. One can turn the same sensibilities that ordain what songs you like inwards, upon themselves, reversing the polarity of the flow so that you can create what you like as surely as you know it when you hear it coming from other people — or in theory anyway. True enough, not everyone has the same degree of interpretative skill, nor the opportunity, inclination or ultimately the confidence to make music — but composition is not an arcane ability limited to the privileged few.

My first attempts at music composition began when I was about seven or eight years old, sat at my mother’s piano. Like most people confronted with a piano, I worked out how to play ‘Chopsticks’ — the vade mecum of the wannabe pianist — and soon set to the task of trying to play other things. I had no formal tuition for the time being — just regular access to a piano and understanding parents. I think having somewhere where a prospective pianist can hammer away without feeling inhibited or fearful of making noise and banana-fingered mistakes at the keyboard, cannot be underestimated in the development of a would-be musician. During this time of chromatic ignorance, I came up with an idea for a tune that involved several adjacent notes played back and forth in a pleasing fashion. I dubbed this melody ‘Spider’ — evoking as it did a certain busy, spindly quality.

A couple of years later, aged about ten, my father decided that I should learn to play the recorder. This, he reasoned, would improve my breathing technique and enable me to master the asthma I had suffered since I was of school age. I was dead against the idea: recorders simply were not my scene, man — and besides, I always had a handle on the asthma. I never let on to anyone about the times when I would even fake the symptoms, exaggerating my inchoate wheezing to stentorian proportions to wriggle out of games lessons, being picked for sports teams, and, if the situation demanded, even school itself. But this was my father talking, so I stepped to it.

To this day I love the sound of the recorder — there’s a blog article all on its own about wondrous examples of recorder playing in rock music alone — but I despised having to learn and play it. Apart from the poor association it had with me of being the sick man’s instrument, I possessed no practical flair for it and I particularly hated learning to read the music, as rudimentary as the pieces were. Worst of all, the lessons were held during the lunch hour. Unconscionable! I soon set about finding ways of faking my ability on it in the lessons. That was fairly easily done in ensembles, but eventually I bored of even trying to pretend and would simply skive off the lessons by skillfully avoiding my music teacher for the rest of the week. So long as one didn’t sag off each and every week, but maintained a nominal, spectral presence and was prepared to act as lamely as one could when confronted on the matter by my Form Teacher, it was easy enough to reclaim what I thought of as quality time spent elsewhere.

It was an ill-conceived plan, one made with little consideration of consequence, but crucially, ignorant too of expense. I had clearly forgotten that my father was paying extra for this musical therapy and could sense that he was decidedly unhappy upon learning of my seditious truancy. I had to think fast. “If you want to pay for me to learn an instrument,” I ventured with nauseating precocity, “why can’t I learn the piano?”

I like to imagine my father hiding a faint twitch of a smile behind his greying moustache at this point. It was possibly the earliest instance of my successfully negotiating a way for my father to spend some money on me. Prior to this, I’d probably asked my father on numerous occasions to buy me things in toy shops or at the counters of sweet shops and so on, with mixed results, but I look back on this moment now and realise that here I was brokering a tangible deal with my old man: presenting him with an opportunity to spend his money on me in a way he might consider worthy, educational and most of all, keep me in classes and out of trouble. I was bumped from recorder classes over to piano lessons in a trice. The setup was much the same: a weekly lesson taken, if I recall correctly, in the Wednesday lunch hour, but here was something I actually wanted to learn and that made all the difference.

Fortune had also favoured me with a recent change in music teacher. The previous incumbent was a terrifying, short-tempered elderly lady with the wonderful name of Mrs Greatorex. My mind cannot help but conjure up an image of Mad-Eye Moody from the Harry Potter films clad in a twinset at this point and quite frankly that will do just fine. In her place I had Mrs O’Hanlon, a jovial woman with an expansive bosom and a son of about my age, whom I understand she spoiled rotten. She was a patient and chatty teacher, quite happy to spend five minutes here and there discussing her son’s Star Wars figure collection and other things that I found myself surprised and delighted to banter over with a schoolteacher.  She was a nice lady.

My mate Rich, who had stuck out the recorder classes and had become rather proficient, also decided the time was right to tackle tinkling the ivories. A chum who was learning simultaneously; I had in Rich a colleague to inspire and be encouraged by in turn — and possibly a rival too.

I don’t know how long Rich stuck at it, but it was not quite as long as the next two years that I undertook, a lesson each week in term times, during which I made it through the first and second of the basic piano primers: the third one in the series eluded me, but had I completed it, I would have been eligible to attempt Grade One of Piano in accordance with the Royal Schools Of Music’s internationally accepted system of assessing pianistic ability. At school I played my basic, but accurate piano and read my sheet music dutifully in front of my preadolescent peers and their parents at the Christmas and End Of Year concerts. I never felt nervous: I wanted to show everyone what I was made of. To this day, I never feel nervous playing live. I know what I’ve come to do.

Then, sadly, the summer of 1983, my last days at Primary School, saw a sudden end to all this promise. My father made enquiries at my new school as to piano lessons, but none were on offer. Furthermore, the prospect of learning piano or indeed any other musical instrument at the hands of my new music teacher, a pitiful, short-fused, unstable stick insect of a man, was unattractive to say the least. Amid the miasma of different demands made on an adolescent’s life at a new school, the desire for piano lessons faded away among the need to establish a reputation, fight off bullies, make friends and fathom out girls.

It shames me to say that I not only fail to remember any of the pieces I learned, but neither can I summon the names of the books from which I learned. Only now, in fact, as I type this do I recall a supplemental book called A Dozen A Day, with a striking, 1950s Saul Bass-esque cutout cover design which was full of weird, repetitive exercises that were designed to build finger strength, aid dexterity and instill a disciplined regime of daily practice. They were fascinating.

I understand that if a child of a certain age is told — uncharitably, if not truthfully — that their drawing skill is derisory and nugatory, so that they are discouraged to the point of giving up on artwork, their style ‘freezes’, their draftsmanship held in indefinite abeyance, so that as grown adults, their attempts to sketch an illustration is consistent with how they drew as children. So it remained with me and the piano for most of my time at Secondary School. I could be called on to vamp out simple chord progressions, but my need to read music dwindled and took with it my comprehension of all but the most basic of notation. In much the same way as I could, aged ten, tell you what all the signs in the Highway Code denoted, but had neither the ability or incentive to drive a car, I could tell you — can still only tell you — what a crotchet, quaver or minim represented, but had as much chance of assembling them into recognisable melodies as a halibut. Who hates music.

By my mid-teens I no longer considered myself a pianist, a piano player or even just someone who played the piano (there is a distinction, believe me). But the need to make, as Mama Cass so beautifully put it, my own kind of music never quite went away. I would requisition my sister’s Yamaha keyboard, with its hilarious ‘one finger’ chord generator and bossa nova rhythms and create skits onto cassette tapes, with commentaries, gags, silly voices and the most primitive of what I could barely describe as songs. These tapes would rejoice under titles like “Mayhem” and “The Kenny Show” and mostly featured Doctor Positron, aka “Slow Boy” — a rather damaged individual whose curiously warbling, speed-up/slow-down speaking voice was achieved by fiddling with the way the cassette tape negotiated its way around the spooling capstans on the tape recorder. Remember: I didn’t have a girlfriend. The eponymous Kenny, compere of his own show, was a cartoon character I’d dreamed up — nightmared up would be a better term — based loosely on the late DJ, Kenny Everett. Ahhh, Kenny. Kenny, Kenny, Kenny! My creation was capable of the most sadistic, vengeful violence and er, mayhem, indeed — upon anyone I saw fit to put in his hateful sights. He’s worth a blog all to himself. Later. These ‘shows’ played out with as much gusto, implied gore and destruction as mere audio alone conveyed and were as close to The Goon Show as one could get if you were a frustrated, vindictive fourteen-year-old who’d never actually heard The Goon Show and thought of Harry Secombe as simply that fat guy on Sunday evening religious telly who could sing. How wrong I was, on so many levels — but that is also, you might imagine, another story.

I renewed my acquaintance with the piano after I managed to inveigle my way into Sixth Form, aged sixteen, after a disastrous run of GCSE marks. I fell in with a tight-knit collective of musical friends who actively encouraged my hilariously raw, dormant way around the old joanna. Some of the things I managed to unlock with those mysterious black and white keys over the two years I first took — and failed — my A Levels remain with me to this day. By the time I left school aged eighteen, I had recorded a primitive, but  acceptable ‘album’ of music (which included a reworked version of my neophyte composition, ‘Spider,’ no less) and reacquired enough confidence in my playing — without sheet music or conventional fingering — to want to form a band. You can read about my exploits in this venture here. Be kind.



PM

Currently watching:
House season 6 (NBC, 2010)
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy (BBC, 1981)

Currently listening:
Holy Diver (Dio, 1983)
Child Is Father To The Man (Blood, Sweat & Tears, 1968)
Blood, Sweat & Tears (Blood, Sweat & Tears, 1969)
Fuzzy Duck (Fuzzy Duck, 1971)
Smackwater Jack (Quincy Jones, 1970)

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

March, the mad scientist.



Well, hello you. If you’ve been wondering where I’ve been throughout March, bless you. 

I’ve been busy, you may be assured of that. Life isn’t likely to get any quieter any time soon, but I am determined to make the time to write something. Initially, I thought I’d better account directly for my blogging absence. A vivid, pulsating chronicle of the last few weeks in my own life would certainly make a change from the usual over-worded torrents on The Beatles or Pink Floyd. As it happens, events are still ongoing and in flux, so I shan’t…yet. Too many things going on in my life and in my head — and not quite enough of old Paulie to go around for it all. ‘Change is a monster,’ as Marc Bolan once said, ‘and changing is hard.’ Sadly, the notion that nothing remains constant has been something of a motif in my dealings with the cosmos these past few weeks.

Nothing says change quite like an intimation of mortality. In the last year or so I can think of far too many occasions where the perceived invincibility of my friends and family has been called into question and tested sorely. I have watched with impotent despair and no small degree of fury as several people I love have been subjected to a plethora of morbidities: chronic dementia, attempted suicide, cancer, incipient organ failure — the latter three to people markedly younger than myself. There are simply not the words in my vocabulary to dignify, by description, the mental and physical anguish that these particular changes have wrought on all concerned. In some ways this is a pity, as there are undoubtedly stories of the highest human interest to be told among such life-changing events. I fear, however, that my attempts to chronicle these tales, with or without names changed to protect the individuals concerned, would render them facile and cheap.

The other day on Facebook, someone I knew posted up the announcement that their mother had died. Well, you can imagine my immediate reaction was two-fold. Sorrow at the news rose first, of course, but I was compelled not to add a comment to the thread because of the other feeling I had: a sense of disapproval. I think I’m just not the type of person who takes Facebook seriously enough. I certainly believe that vouchsafing such a deeply personal and emotive moment in one’s life is not something I would do somewhere online I mainly use for posting up silly photographs, watching other people’s amusing video links and indulging in flirtatious banter. It would diminish the event in my mind, rendering something truly sad into something merely sentimental — a transient statement on a Facebook news feed ticker inviting mere trite, instant opinion from people when quiet sorrow and gentle condolence might be more suitable — not to say a bit of personal contact. Rush, bustle, hustle, scram. No time to reflect. In this regard, the Internet can make even the saddest things seem a little naff. After all, I’d say 99% of people I know on FB are contactable by more direct, personal, welcome and satisfactory means — have been, and always will be — and the ones who aren’t don’t need to know the details of your private life. I’m sure it’s the same for you.

I speak solely for myself, of course. I know for some other people, the Internet represents a prime, if not the only place to express one’s personality and emotional state in unambiguous terms — particularly if they are the socially shy sort of type in real life. Hmm, there’s me using the term ‘real life’ like it’s a separate thing entirely — which I appreciate for some is simply not the case. After all if you spend all day on Facebook, that’s what you did in your day, if that doesn’t sound too Irish an expression. I’m forgiven if it does, for obvious reasons.

Several dozen levels along on the sliding scale of human cataclysm, I did a little bit of A Bad Thing the other day. While transferring music files from my laptop over to an external hard drive memory, I replaced a Big File with a Little File instead of the other way round, and lost the difference. A schoolboy error which lost me 500-plus albums on my external hard drive — just under half the total stored upon it. Gone. Weeks and weeks of diligent CD burning up the spout. Sure, I could put them all back on, but that would involve doing it all over again. I should have learned by now — the BBC Micros, ZX Spectrums and Commodore 64s of my actual schooldays never prompted you with an ‘are you sure?’ before you did something grand and silly, so really, I’ve no excuse. I turned left when I meant to turn right and couldn’t go back. Some good arose from this microtastrophe — it has made me reassess all the albums on my iTunes and decide which ones I really need to keep and which ones are just marking space and memory best used for other things.

The other week, my landlords informed me that they will soon be selling up the property we rent and so, sadly, after eight years of comfort and complacency, we needs must consider somewhere new to live. Although we knew that day would come, it never really seemed likely...but now it has, as inconveniently as ever it could. The lessons learned from my hard drive decimation disaster carry over from the digital realm into the domestic as I find myself paring down my creature comforts to the absolute essentials, much as I did my music files. Annoying, but it’s one of those things that happens in life, I suppose.

It’s not all about having things taken away though. In happier news — trust me, I’m delighted about this — I was excited to note last weekend that the German Sausage Man has returned to Bromley High Street after nearly a year out of commission. I have mentioned him before. He was there this time last year, genially selling his wares and then by the Summer — peng! — he had suddenly disappeared. I was disappointed as I felt I had cultivated a congenial working relationship with this gentleman, who rewarded my recurrent loyalty to his stall with the odd bratwurst-shaped freebie. It turned out, as I learned, that his absence was enforced by a vehicle collision that wrought comprehensive damage to his stall and spun the entire kit and kaboodle a full 45-degree angle off its moorings. “I was inside at the time, so you can understand my surprise,” he concluded, rather phlegmatically. Now there’s a harsh lesson in life’s inconstancies. I’m glad to see him reinstated in the High Street where he can educate Bromley’s gastronomically challenged (a lifelong vocation should he feel the need) and bring much freude to whatever the German words are to describe the local culinary cognoscenti.

I will leave you now. I promise not to be away for quite so long again.


“March, the mad scientist, rings a new change — in ever-dancing colours.” — Ian Anderson, Jethro Tull 1975.


PM

Currently watching:
Firefly (Joss Whedon, 2002)
Serenity (Joss Whedon, 2005)
The Long Good Friday (1979)
The Godfather Trilogy (Francis Ford Coppola, 1972-1990)

Currently listening to:
The Harvest Years 1969-1973 (Edgar Broughton Band, 2011)
Bandages (Edgar Broughton Band, 1975)
Thick As A Brick 2 (Ian Anderson, 2012)

Thursday, 23 February 2012

1967, part three: Sgt Pepper’s Sinister Summer of Love (Side Two).


My apologies, this has been some time in coming. Here’s parts one and two if you need reminding. 

Before I begin in earnest, let’s consider the importance of the vinyl album format. In many ways the rise of CD has simplified the running order of albums considerably — all you have to do is write a consistently brilliant set of songs and hope they play out in any order they may be shuffled. Things were different on vinyl — and in the late Sixties, when the album began to supplant the single as the primary text for any student of popular music, the running order issue became one of vociferous contention.

The most obvious formula for writing a successful long player is to assemble it much like a typical sitcom on ITV. By this I don’t mean ‘make the tea-making session between parts the funniest bit of the show.’ No, I’m reliably informed that the dramatic curve of a sitcom for commercial television can be expressed on a graph in a W-shape: you start with a bang, settle down for a while, but bring things simmering back up at the End Of Part One. Then, pick up the thread where you were after the ad break, explore the ongoing scenario, and continue rising until you end on such a big laugh you have to end. 23 minutes’ worth of classic comedy. Roll credits over rapturous canned applause.

Hmm. They also say that nothing kills a good joke quite like having to explain it, and it’s possible that charting {laughs [x]} over {audience expectation [y]}, or whatever, is not the way to get big woofs out of the general public and everyone out there in TV land. No wonder ITV haven’t had a unqualifiably brilliant sitcom since Man About The House and Rising Damp. Think about it. Yes, ask your parents if need be.

All that said, the theory at least is workable and has some merit — and since rock’n’roll is not the new comedy, we can safely apply this to many rock albums (though not all. How dull that would be). So, assuming an album has, say, five or six songs per side, you had to start with a strong opener. Obvious of course, but crucially this gambit must not necessarily be your best song, as you risk rendering anything that comes after it, no matter how brilliant, as merely second best or worse. The mood has to move sideways for the second song: something as bright, or something as interesting, but you can’t afford to take the mood down too early. By the third or fourth song, you can start to take the listener to different places if you have them, and the final song on Side One has to end the first half on enough of an intriguing high to induce an instant desire to flip the record and crack on with Side Two.

Play out this entire scenario in reverse, as it were, on Side Two and you had a balanced album with a bit of light and shade, some ecstatic highs and absorbing lows. Devising this made musicians play harder. It wasn’t enough simply to turn in good performances on record — suddenly you had to assemble apposite juxtapositions and create a seamless musical package that sold your artistic ‘vision’ as much as the songs alone. Some of the greatest musical moments on albums have often been down to imaginative associative planning as much as the songs in of themselves. A good album, needless to say, is a rollercoaster of emotion based on this agony of decision, especially if those involved have worked too well and produced an embarrassment of songwriting riches to cherry-pick.

With all this in mind…

Within You Without You — a song which could not have been placed anywhere else on Sgt Pepper than where it is, starting Side Two with a lush, opulent fade-up on tambura drones (see Getting Better on Side One) and a sinuous, ululating line from a marvellous bowed lute called a dilruba. George Harrison had of course experimented with sitar on Lennon’s Norwegian Wood in 1965, and created a raga-rock coalition in Love You To on Revolver a year later — but here he ventures into fully Extreme Indian Territory and we are like, so not in St John’s Wood any more, Toto. How delightfully alien it must have seemed to so many first-time listeners — after all, it’s a moot point just how turned-on and tuned-in the 1967 generation were as a whole. Don’t let extant Top Of The Pops footage of Carnaby-clad hipsters and leggy dollybirds fool you: outside the Swinging epicentre of London, much of the nation’s youth ticked along — short-back-and-sided, twin-setted and A-lined — as it had for years. Doubtless young people’s awareness of Eastern mysticism jumped exponentially in the Sixties, but the Raj had been over for a generation; I’d argue an average English person’s experience of Indian culture up till then began and ended with curry — or worse, Coronation Chicken.

With this in mind, it’s perhaps understandable that George Martin admitted feeling rather ambivalent, diffident even, at the time of recording, perhaps being unsure what to do with Hari’s epic sonic creation — but being Sir George, he rose to the occasion spectacularly. Working closely with the Indian musicians whom Harrison had hand-picked from a London Asian Music circle, Martin wove a Western string section into their web, painstakingly scoring and schooling the seasoned Brit session musicians to handle the microtonal slides and swoops that came so easily to their Indian counterparts. The combination creates a slyly enchanting haze of backing instrumentation that makes all other Sixties artists attempts at co-opting the Indian sound seem lumpen, ill-informed, gratuitous and touristy by comparison. The sitar on The Rolling Stones ‘Paint It Black.’ Dave Mason’s one on Traffic’s ‘Hole In My Shoe.’ Everything by Donovan — all splendid pop, but really…there’s no need.

Critical opinion has vacillated over George Harrison’s sole composition for Sgt Pepper for many years. I have seen Within You Without You on ‘Worst Songs By Great Bands’ lists. This is clearly wrong. Sure, the lyrics are a little preachy, as Harrison’s tended to be when his otherwise fine-tuned sense of humour deserted him, but the music is challenging, spacious, luxuriant and beguiling. The laughter that punctures the final seconds of the song has even been cited as a necessary apology for the song — as if Harrison played it to the other chaps and asked them how they rated it out of ten. Oh, tush. Given the cheerful, evident daftness of the next track, I think it’s there to let you know that the spaceship has landed back on Earth and it’s time to get a bit silly.

When I’m Sixty-Four — a brilliant piece of programming places this domestic vaudevillian pastiche after the cosmic exoticism of Within You Without You without so much as a key change. This has to be Paul McCartney’s goofiest song at this point in his career. How easy it is to knock, so closely is it identified with the questionable aspects of its creator: the breezy, instant ease of the melody, its sentimentality and palpably overweening need to please the listener. If McCartney’s assertion that he wrote it aged 16 is true then it’s also a sickeningly precocious ditty. Nevertheless, it is a brilliant song, with a sympathetic, gently wry lyric, a Light Programme-style score from George Martin and even a brief detour into minor key unease in the middle eights. It doesn’t even have a chorus as such, more of a perky musical punchline. It’s not pop, rock or indeed anything by anyone else in the same field — but what it most certainly is, is a credible part of the ongoing Sixties pop preoccupation with an idyllic English past. As such, it’s as valid and essential to the overall psychedelic experience as anything with big, backwards, phased electric guitars. By the time he’s trying for cheerful, chirpy, flyaway fun the following year on The Beatles (The White Album), McCartney’s sense of spontaneity has worn away and we’re left with the forced jollity of Wild Honey Pie and Rocky Raccoon. By 1969, he’s writing Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. Bear that in mind and be thankful for what we have here in ’67.

Lovely Rita — McCartney returns to less questionable pop grounds with a song — as is reasonably well known — originating from his amiable encounter with a local traffic warden named Meta. The eponymous association with her tools of her trade tickled McCartney and he was sufficiently inspired to write a song. Deviating from the facts of the encounter in an instant, his initial lyric held ‘Rita’ in a negative light until he realised that a declaration of love for this much-misunderstood street stalker might be more fitting for the times. The lyric is sung with a kind of slightly breathless, lightly Scouse insouciance (“fillin’ inna tickhet in a li’l white booook”) that renders the whole tune sun-filled and bouncy. Throw in some potty interjections on comb-and-paper kazoo, chugging scat-backing vocals and a suavely casual piano solo from — Ladies And Gentlemen — Mr George Martin, and it’s the kind of music that makes you glad you live in London in the summer. But hark, what’s this? Yet again, McCartney can’t quite let the light shine directly on his world as the song threatens to venture into bluesy minor-ish territory with an instrumental coda which drops the key by a full fifth. The lads, bereft of lyrics, chip in with numerous grunts and groans, mostly silly, but providing ample scope for imaginative misinterpretation. Even on such a cheerily flippant number, The Beatles seem to access the subconscious demi-world between the audible, the comfortably familiar — and the sinister, half-heard and mysterious. Not for the last time, either.

Good Morning Good Morning — John Lennon bought Kenwood, a mansion in Weybridge, on financial advice and peer pressure in 1964. Having never really known accommodation outside of suburban semis and flats, the Lennons inevitably found themselves rattling around Kenwood’s 22 rooms before eventually retreating to make home in a handful of smaller rooms to the rear of the property. John’s favourite spot was the sunroom. There’s a famous photo of him there, reading, recumbent, copy of International Times in hand and feet crossed upon the yellow couch. The walls were decorated with framed postcards, magazine clippings and stickers just like any art student’s digs. Out of shot, one can readily imagine the television set he’d installed in the fireplace — sound turned down but picture constantly on. All other information about the outside world came from newspapers. John Lennon would have been an enthusiastic proponent of the Internet, of that I have no doubt. Back in ‘67, with no need to tour, and no great pressure to produce any work, Lennon would survey his parvenu empire in this supremely supine state and eventually conclude that he was a deeply discontented man. Success had knocked the wind out of his ambition and the consequent idleness, married to free hours of experimentation with ego-destroying drugs, bred excessive self-regard, surrender — and ultimately — depression.

Fortunately, Lennon knew himself well enough to administer a kick up the arse sooner rather than later and he weighs in for the first time on Side Two of Pepper with exactly the kind of thing people love about his best work in The Beatles. A full-blooded cock crow and a sax broadside announce a punchy, pacy song with a mildly tricksy, restless metre and sly, knowing lyrics delivered with trademark cool. Absolutely brilliant. There’s a lot crammed into these tart, crisply worded lines; collected thoughts almost lifted bodily from a diary at points, it seems. Essentially the song concerns Lennon’s idleness, the need to address it and the (mostly sexual) things he does about it, but all couched in sufficiently vague enough terms so as not to arouse overt personal scrutiny — or worse, wifely suspicion. This was a tactic he’d previously employed, most notably when describing his incipient paranoia about celebrity in Help!, existential fear in Nowhere Man and an ignominious one-night stand in Norwegian Wood. All this and another superb McCartney guitar solo — stinging, flowing, dutifully obliging Harrison’s taste for something Indian, but inadvertently acing the younger man in the process. And for the five of you out there who don’t know — yes, the animal parade that takes the song to fadeout consists of beasts, sequenced at Lennon’s request, each capable of hounding the next: cockerel, cat, dog, elephant, huntsmen…until all that’s left are the hens in the farmyard.

At this point one last, daft bit of fun happens: one of the roosters morphs, sonically speaking, into a guitar and suddenly we’re back in the concert hall of Side One. This effect has been described with a small degree of rapture in some quarters, but it never really convinced me…until I heard the mono version. For some reason, the stereo edit makes the transition blunt, clumsy; the mono renders a closer, more satisfying execution of cluck into pluck. Once again I can only say: listen to both versions in quick succession and you’ll hear exactly what I mean.

Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (reprise) — the return of Sgt Pepper’s Band and their signature song was suggested by Beatles personal assistant Neil Aspinall when his charges found themselves stuck for an effective way to round off the album. It was an idea so self-evident, so elegantly simple that it was seized upon by the Beatles with instant zeal, Lennon quipping, ‘no-one likes a smart-arse, Neil!’ Even with the benefit of hindsight, it is difficult to imagine the album without it, and Pepper’s enviable reputation as a seminal ‘concept album’ pretty much rests upon this conceit.

A simple solution requires economic execution and here, perhaps for the first — certainly the last — time on the album do we get “THE BEATLES” as rock band, playing pretty much live in the studio like they could have done had they found a way to take the album out on tour. And as Paul McCartney has often — far too often — said, The Beatles were a pretty good little live band. So it shows in the recording, the last thing committed to tape in the Pepper sessions, made in half a day and featuring the band essaying their ‘traditional’ group roles: Lennon on rhythm guitar, punchy, almost loop-like drums from Starr, some stinging lead lines from Harrison, bass from McCartney — and all four on vocals. Notwithstanding the discreetly overdubbed organ stabs by McCartney to punctuate the song, it’s a palpably live and exciting recording, with the concert hall ambience only adding to the effect. The harmony is particularly arresting, consisting mainly of a held note enunciating the lyric line a fifth above the root of the melody — a simple, even lazy, tactic that  brilliantly contrasts with the scalar, rollercoaster movement of the main melody.

Even among the fun here, though, shadowy, half-heard things can be found: check out Lennon’s cheeky ‘bye!’ in between McCartney’s brisk count-in and the bizarre, smothered, hectoring vocal that fights to be heard over the song’s exit — an effect heard more clearly, but no less mysteriously, on the mono version of the LP. And then, of course, there’s the encore...

A Day In The Life — many words have been written on this song alone — up there with Strawberry Fields Forever among the most dissected and debated songs in the Beatle canon. There’s little to add to the words and voices of people more stylish, accomplished and eminent than I in this matter — or as Ian MacDonald put it in his sublime Revolution In The Head: ‘more nonsense has been written about this recording than anything else The Beatles produced,’ — but hey, I’ve come this far and nothing is going to stop me now.

Elsewhere, Albert Goldman in his ridiculous The Lives Of John Lennon, described the crossfade from the Pepper reprise to A Day In The Life as like a ghost ship with an ice-encrusted bowsprit, looming up through a freezing fog. It pains me to say that on this one poetic point alone do I agree wholeheartedly with the otherwise contentious and contemptible Dr Goldman and his astonishing, shocking and ultimately pitiful hack job on Dr Winston O’Boogie. Again we see the importance, the impact, of astute running order arrangement as the showbiz applause and curtain-closing finality of the reprise fades away to leave but a single pale shade on stage (the mono recording does this segue with more grace and less pace than the stereo version). It’s one of the most effective and chilling ‘and now we’re gonna bring the mood down a little’ moments in all pop music — the equivalent of ending a TV sitcom with a credits caption saying the lead actor has since died.

Has John Lennon’s vocal ever sounded so epically desolate, so glacial? Never happy with the sound of his voice on record (ironically for the rest of us), Lennon was so impressed with the quality George Martin invested in his vocal here — achieved through short, slap-back echo and a soupçon of reverb — that he seems to have used it on virtually everything he sang upon until his death. The idea was certainly not original — Lennon was no doubt pleased that Martin had made him sound as Elvis did on ‘Heartbreak Hotel,’ or Gene Vincent generally — but here the effect was pressed into service on a song described by some as a pop version of The Waste Land. The analogy is debatable, but there’s certainly something of the lofty Greek chorus about Lennon’s journey as he carefully unfolds his lyric — and what lyrics.

The opening verse seems to concern the death of Lennon’s friend, Tara Browne, a swinging socialite of landed gentry stock who had befriended various members of the Sixties pop aristocracy. Browne had met a tragic end in a car crash in December 1966, believed to have occurred while he was tripping on acid (no other people were involved). 

Consider Lennon’s stunning delivery, particularly as he observes “he blew his mind out in a car. He didn’t notice that the lights had changed,” combining head-shaking regret with enough glassy-eyed detachment to throw away the evident head trauma/acid trip pun. It’s a dark moment in one of the scariest, yet most eloquent and attractive things Lennon ever wrote.

But it’s not all John’s show. During the first half of the song, McCartney never palls and Starr shines brightly. McCartney lays down a lightly bouncing, perversely perky bass part that somehow never jars with Lennon’s epic sprawl. He also provides the eerie, Satie-esque piano part whose beauty lies in its distance — as if someone was playing a piece in another room entirely that just happens to fit (when we get to Magical Mystery Tour later in ’67, we’ll hear a full-blown rendering of this amazing idea). Starr’s drumming is dramatic, with a sure awareness of dynamics and the value of occasional silence — again played with such acoustic reverberance as to make it seem like an artefact from a previous recording that’s only been partly wiped off the master tape. Oddly, Harrison’s contribution throughout is almost nonexistent, providing only the persistent, if distinctive, maracas.

“I’d love to turn you on…”

For the final, scintillating time, George Martin brings an orchestral arrangement to the table that is arguably the pièce de résistance on Pepper. Here’s the biggest band on the planet, the most popular and populist — the band, as a result, in greatest danger of becoming so familiar as to be safe and unremarkable — bringing you, through Martin’s incredible orchestral orgasm possibly the most vividly alien, disturbing, psychedelic moment not only on the album, but in all Sixties pop. Other bands have pulled off some weird shit in their time, so to speak, but I can think of nothing that manages to convey such narcotic rush and dislocation, yet remain so studied, so (literally) orchestrated. No-one in that orchestra does anything unless Big Uncle George says it’s OK. What a turned-on, quietly hip cat that Sir George Martin is.

I use the term ‘breezy’ a lot when I consider McCartney’s output but it’s never more appropriate on A Day In The Life, with his melody at the bright centre of the song (‘woke up, fell out of bed…’) literally blowing aside the brooding dread of Lennon’s first segment. His piano playing here is funny, fleet-fingered and virtuoso — and never has McCartney’s winsome tone (recounting his memories of riding buses in childhood) been so welcome and comforting in its no-nonsense briskness. So completely does it do the job of cloudbusting Lennon’s gloom that even when Lennon returns with a wordless, lyrical vocal transition back to his section of music, the tempo retains an element of McCartney’s energy, with the piano part playing up and the drums now keeping rhythm rather than than mood. It’s a breathless sprint to the finishing line of ‘nowtheyknowhowmanyholesittakestofilltheAlbertHall…’, time for one last turn-on, an orchestral tune up and — thanks to eight hands overdubbed several times on the same grand piano — the ultimate drop out: a piano chord so massive and recorded with such sensitive attenuation by Abbey Road’s mics that by the time it fades entirely it is competing with the whirr of the studio’s air-conditioning system.

It’s not quite the end though. Those of you with dogs may notice their reaction just before the record ceases spinning. A brief high-frequency tone burst was added, at the outer periphery of human hearing, but well within canine range, guaranteeing a splendid time for Man’s Best Friend too. Straight after this — and replicated faithfully on CD — a section of conversational gibberish was cut into the runout groove, creating an instant mantra for anyone too stoned to get up and take the record off the turntable. Rumours abounded as to what this ‘message’ meant, either played forwards or backwards. In all probability it was randomly snipped, but it all added to the mystique of those smiling, sinister, shining Beatles.

So, it’s none too shabby, all told. Pepper persists in packing a cumulative punch that few other contemporaneous albums can boast. Its legendary tagline, A Splendid Time Is Guaranteed For All, evokes hip, Edwardian playbill-style frippery with delightful accuracy. While some songs are light in tone, nothing is makeweight; there are no filler tracks — if anything, it’s really quite surprising how short the album is, clocking in at under 40 minutes, yet feeling far more substantial and satisfying. An epic psychedelic voyage of variety tastefully pared down to its leanest, if not meanest. Touching on every age of human existence from childhood, youth, dotage and death, with lyrics ranging from the blissfully concise, the lysergically opulent, some half-heard, others semi-misunderstood…and all wrapped in Peter Blakes wonderful cover collage of mysterious, delightful, disturbing and sexy images — it is, to use the vernacular, quite a trip.

Nonetheless, between the sunny, primary-coloured and blissfully groovy grooves, the year 1967 — as Bob Dylan would probably put it — was the one when the shit really starts to go down for The Beatles. I’ll discuss that next time.

But first, a drink.

PM


Currently watching:
A Fistful Of Dollars (Sergio Leone, 1964)
For A Few Dollars More (Sergio Leone, 1965)
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly (Sergio Leone, 1966)
The Outlaw Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood, 1976)
Pale Rider (Clint Eastwood, 1985)
Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood, 1991)
Gran Torino (Clint Eastwood, 2008)

I seem to have plenty of time for Clint Eastwood at the moment.

Currently listening:
Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (The Beatles, 1967) — well, what else, silly?